My Short Skirt

We talk about good commencement speech advice and all the things you can blame short skirts for.

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It’s Commencement Speech Time

Graduation is this weekend, so we ask “What was the best advice or advice you wish you would have not gotten at your graduation?” 

Never Forget the Best Advice of All Time

Came in the form of this song

My Short Skirt

Paul Farie is at it again with this incredible collection of news clippings that blamed this, that and the other on….. Short skirts.

"Do you have problems with moldy buildings or city noise? Blame short skirts! Find out why on @AsGoesWisconsin! Tune in every weekday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on @WAUKradio for more!" pic.twitter.com/XOLPuTZqCW

— Civic Media (@CivicMediaUS) May 12, 2023

“Chonkosaurus” Turtle Spotted Lurking in the Chicago River

If you would like to simultaneously see the biggest turtle ever and hear the most Chicago. accent ever in the same video… look no further:

Chicago River Snapper aka Chonkosaurus. Great to see this beast thriving here on what was once such a toxic river, but is slowly getting cleaned up & restored. Somebody planted a bunch of native plants up the river from here, too. I can only wonder this things been eating. pic.twitter.com/u6bhlpo4p5

— Joey Santore (@JoeySantore) May 6, 2023

And then these guys continued to do Chicago proud with their appearance on WGN. Wgn interview afterwards:

@wgnmorningnews

@Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t #chonkosaurus #giantsnappingturtle #snappingturtle #chicago #chicagowildlife #chicagowilderness #viralvideo #viral #viraltiktok #chicagonews #chicagoriver #dabears

♬ original sound - wgnmorningnews