Marie Kondo has apparently “kinda given up“. Ten more things you can do to slightly improve your life without a lot of effort. Note: apparently what is an “Irish goodbye” in America is called a “french exit” in England? And it turns out, M&M’s was just trolling us. Jane and Kristin included. The brand told the NYT that its characters will be its “long-term spokescandies” and suggested they’ll reappear in an upcoming Super Bowl commercial. Last week, M&M’s said it was sending its mascots into retirement over right-wing backlash to their recent outfit changes. But that PR stunt gave us this satire from Alexandra Petri, so, worth it.